Names have been changed....

and faces have been hidden to protect the ghetto-fabulous.

Who do you know who has to put their tree up in the enclosed (not insulated) porch 

to protect it from toddlers and new kittens?

Not to mention, I have no idea where we they would put it in our little house/school.

  

PS.  It is Coooooold out there! (so I've heard.)