1. No one ever says, "I come from a big UNhappy family."
2. One of my offspring is bound to take care of me when I'm old.
3. You always hear, "I wish I would have had another child."
4. You never hear, "Ooops, one too many. Dang"
5. I like the power trip. Err..... I mean, the children are just so adorable.
6. Tax Refunds!!!